Hello there! This blog is defunct and has been for a very long time, and for a while I just made the whole site private for reasons that are boring and that I explain on Substack. Because I have a Substack now! It's here, if you'd like to subscribe.
Every so often I remember to check the old email account that's associated with this blog and discover that a handful of people have gotten in contact looking for the old posts and then I feel bad for disappointing them. So for anyone who does come back here even after all this time, I imagine you're either looking for the Sweet Valley High posts or the Fifty Shades of Grey ones.
Good news!
If you're looking for Sweet Valley High, I've left all my old recaps up, so scroll at your leisure below. And if you want more of that juicy SVH content, I co-host a Sweet Valley podcast called Double Love that you'll find in all the usual podcast places, Apple, Spotify, all those. We've been at it for a good few years now so we've covered the iconic Margo era, werewolves in London, the gang almost dying in Death Valley and we're still going. It's a lot of fun and we have a bonus series where we've been recapping the TV show as well.
If you're looking for the Fifty Shades of Grey posts, I transferred them all to Substack so you'll find them waiting for you on this page here now.
Okay that's it. Thanks for reading. Bye!
