Kitty Galore

A while ago, I struck retro red anchor motherflippin' GOLD whilst charity shop shopping with the Bear. And I do believe I've done it again. Behold my lastest charity shop bargain, the sixties Bond girl wondergúna!

I was actually supposed to be chopping and peeling various vegetables for dinner in the time I was doing this, but decided this was much more fun.

And guess how much my quite short but pretty deadly new dress cost?

€2.50

That's right, two and a half eurobucks. Suck on that, recession.

Burninating The Peasants

A while ago VoodooLady posted this freaky little video which cracked me up a ridiculous amount in college. It reminded me of another one I loved around the same time. Oh Trog Dor. Let's be friends.

Fire in the Disco

One night back in November, after a few pints in The Stag's Head, the Bear and I sang (I use this term most vaguely for myself) backing vocals for The Dead Flags in a studio in Temple Bar. Followed by more pints in The Stag's Head. The Bear had been asked along to the studio because he's rather loud you see and would count for approximately 2-3 regular people noise-wise. I went along because I happened to be there at the time and figured if there was ever a way to get a credit on the back of an album this was probably a good one.

Anyway.

THIS RIGHT HERE is the new single Let's Start A Fire Tonight, which features me, the Bear and a group of people who can actually sing, providing vocals of the backing variety. The album is out on 9th April. Expect blatant and frankly shameless plugging of it when the time comes.

Oh yes.

New Website

http://tcup.carbonmade.com/

this is my own personal website

Coco Pops

These are from back in January, but just LOOK at the gorgeousness! Burlesque badass Miss Dirty Martini was featured in V Magazine's Size Issue running riot around the Chanel fashion studio in Paris and doesn't she just look like the best craic ever?




Bombshell!

I dunno.. i... am well i... ????? you decide

Watch this with the sound down it's even funnier! The suit is hanging off him! The mom is throwing some serious shapes in the background as well!

It's On!

Ok so here are a few more lyrics for ye to ponder over and guess what songs they are from!

Song A (should be easy peasy to start)
"Working hard to get my fill Everybody wants a thrill Paying anything to roll the dice Just one more time"

Song b
The first kick I took was when I hit the ground You end up like a dog that's been beat too much Till you spend half your life just covering up

Song C
I wanna take this further than the dancefloor I ain't forceful but I'm still hardcore You're gonna give me everything I ask for

I have one rule

NO GOOGLE!


I Mean it...

Proceed

Sweet baby Jesus

Christian Louboutin's pale gold leather peep-toe pumps encrusted with iridescent Swarovski crystals....*drool *slurp *wantsies a steal at €2,125

this eye fuck was brought to you by netaporter and fashions laboratory

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Need something to do of a Thursday??

Or do you have a spare fiver lying around on the floor looking all "spend me" like, of a Thursday also? Well here's your answer we got a press release about a new theme night in Crawdaddy starting on the 25th of March called 'Girls Girls Girls' now before you start burning your bras it's not a new lap dancing club they're being clever with the name you see, the little scamps!

Girls Girls Girls is brand new weekly club night every Thursday at Crawdaddy from March 25th. The night will be run and promoted by a collective of Dublin’s best female D.J’s. We hope to create a different, fun, exciting atmosphere for guys and girls. We have handpicked a brilliant selection of established as well as up-and-coming girl D.J’s who can’t wait to have a good time and show the crowd what they’re made of. Music on the night will include an eclectic, fun mix of upbeat tunes including 80’s/Britpop/Electronic/New Wave and Indie. The night promises all out entertainment featuring great music, visuals, installation pieces and more. Admission is only €5 with €3 concessions.

For more on information who we are and what we do check out our blog at girlsgirlsgirlsblog it has information on the night and a brief history of the D.J’s to give people a chance to get to know us all individually. We also have a Group and Fan page on Facebook with similar information.

Please note the dj's at this gig will NOT be wearing tassels on their boobies, anyway their clothes will cover them so you wont be able to see them. sssake!

It's On!

Ok so here are a few lyrics for ye to ponder over and guess what songs they are from.

Song A (should be easy peasy to start)
"Racing on the thunder end rising with the heat It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet"

Song B
I will be king And you You will be queen Though nothing will Drive them away

Song C (a little harder but everyone know's this song)
"When routine bites hard, And ambitions are low. And resentment rides high, But emotions won't grow"

I have one rule

NO GOOGLE!


I Mean it...


Hey you stop that! i see you on the internet.

Proceed.

(stop it!)

Fuck You Very Much, Ticketmaster

They're both strangely yet super attractive in their own way. They crack me up like no man's business. Let's face it, they're pretty downright fantastic. (Albi the Racist Dragon, anyone?)

They appear to have sold out two Dublin shows in the Olympia in less than three minutes. Thanks a bunch to Ticketmaster for the unnecessarily confusing and increasingly illegible security checks. Also a big shout out to the Master of Tickets for emailing me an ad for "Get Me In!", mere minutes after nine o'clock. Apparently it's their other company where "fans" (I use this word with unrestrained sarcasm and venom) can buy and most importantly sell tickets to major events. Seeing as the ticketmaster.ie site was proving to be useless in my quest for a humble two tickets, I chanced this other site, thinking "Well, it's Ticketmaster right? They'll hardly be allowed to screw you completely on the price, cos it's probably all monitored and whatnot, RIGHT?"

Wrong.

At seven minutes past nine, some amoral cunt has got twelve, count 'em, TWELVE tickets in two of the Circle rows. Have a look.

In sterling. For more than twice the price. And this "Get Me In!" pile of bullshit has the absolute fucking cheek to use this as a tagline.


Oh right, I get it. When you say true fans you mean evil, money grabbing, repulsive, greedy fuckbags who want to cash in on ACTUAL fans' desperation for tickets and screw us in the process.

Right, glad you cleared that up for me.


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Edit: According to MCD.ie they sold out in twenty seconds. Twenty effing seconds like. I fail to see how anybody could have managed to get tickets apart from the presale. Still raging.