Feris WHEEEEELLLL

There is a Mother Fucker of a feris wheel in Merrion Square!! I'm all over that like flies on a Somalian! 

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Leather Jacket!!

So my leather jacket arrived bout two weeks ago but i only collected it last weekend! So I have it a week now and you'll have to rip it out of my cold dead hands if you want to even look at it! Ok that's a bit strong but still it's class!! I was worried that it would be too small for me as my boyfriend stated when it came in the post 'i dunno baby it's really small?!' But it's perfect hurray!! It looks better opened than closed though and the stringy bits hanging of  the sleeve/pocket/main zip are a bit annoying so i might have to get at them with a scissor! But it's so soft and lovely. Finally have a good leather jacket, and not a fake penny's effort!

On Eastenders during the week Ian fecking Beal had a leather jacket on and i didn't hear the end of it all night, "t-cup you have Ian Beals jacket!" and then some! But then the lovely Gok Wan had on a jacket not too dissimilar to mine and all was right with the world!

Weekend

This weekend i will drink far too much and get mad at some Scots men!!

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Docklands Romance

As seen stuck to a bin across the road from The Point.
Jack and Marian, eh? Those crazy kids. If Tom only knew.

A Few things yiz didn't know about me!

1, I go by many names!

2, I have been going out with the same boy for nearly 7 years

3, I was in ucc for about 4 months and left during rag week!

4, I wanted to join the army and had all the forms etc but missed the deadline and then instead i went to college in cit to be a designer! some chalk & cheese anyone?

5, I was once 8 and a half stone and even then wanted to be thinner!

(didn't know how good i had it!)

6, My dream job is to work in television even if it involves making the tea!! and i make a cracking cup!

7, I was depressed in my second year of college, drank far too much cheated on mr. right with my best friend (we don't talk anymore) and i had to repeat 2nd year!

8, I LOVE harry potter. (another reason i had to repeat 2nd year too!)

9, I owned nike boot runners leggins and long t-shirts the first time around!

1o, I read richard hammonds book about his crash!

11, My favourite colour is green

12, I can separate my toes, point my big toe at people and give the 'come hither' thing with it! AND my small toe is very flexible! (if my personality wont get me on telly the feet will!)

13, I can also bend my fingers to a 90 degree angle from the back of my hand!

14, I day dream all the time. even now!!

15, my favourite film is love actually. I cry at the bit where colin leaves the portugese wan off for the last time before he heads off to laandan for the crimbo!

16, I actually cry at anything that tugs at them fecking heart strings

17, I think Vivienne Westwood is a god!

18, my favourite piece of art is 'composition in red blue and yellow' by Piet Mondrian. I saw the real thing in Laaandaaan a couple of years ago and nearly wet myself!

19, My favourite city is laannndaaan, go over as much as I can. My friend lives there opposite Daniel Radcliffe too!

20, I would love to be able to sing!

Watchmen

I'd seen a trailer a while ago and thought it looked good, and had been vaguely aware of the hype that preceded it, mostly because Rick was so excited about it. So while trying not to give anything away...

YAY:
The opening ten minute sequence that zips through the alternate history of the world, especially the Enola Gay bomber with Miss Jupiter on the side, Silhouette grabbing the nurse in Times Square and wearing the face off her and Sally's Last Supper retirement shot, I'm pretty sure my mouth was hanging open for that entire part.

The slow down/speed up, meat cleavery, elbow snapping violence. Savage.

The Comedian: horrible, nasty, scary, awful man but I kept wanting to see more and more of him. Sexy too.

(and he's danny in grey's anatomy!!..tcup)

Rorschach's swinging door moment in the prison. Wowzers.

Everything else.

NAY:
A bit of the second half kinda dragged a little.

The HEAT in the cinema. There was no air conditioning and neither of us had ever been so close to taking our pants off in a public place - it almost happened, it was that warm. Which isn't really anything to do with the film I suppose.

So I'm now on a mission to read the graphic novel, watch the film again and get myself an old school Silk Spectre outfit. Speaking of which, this is the artwork for the pinup calendar of her that appeared in the Comedian's apartment, which I would very much like as a poster pleasethankyouverymuch. *Drool*

Predictive Swearing

Is it bad that I tried to type out 'aunt' in a text message using predictive text and it came up as 'cunt' first?

I must say it more than I actually realise.

A Closer Look at the Best Job

Ok so I have been voting mad everyday for the Irish guy to win the job or the wildcard entry for this best job in the world. I've looked at the top four and the top two women don't seem like any craic at all! The girl who is number one comes across as a bit of a Ham and no bit of craic in her at all. Do we need to see a nerd blogging about the great barrier reef i don't think it would be very entertaining. However I'd rather go for a pint with her than the next hobag.

The russian girl comes across as being a bit of a tramp, she only barely mentions the fact that she's a marine biologist and then she goes into how great a body she has. Well good for you but your not getting my vote lady, try using something else rather than sex to sell yourself! (and oh my god the state of your bikini, how high have you pulled up the bottoms??)

Now the canadian guy looks like he could be proper competition. His was funny and light hearted and if I wasn't voting for george I'd def vote for him!

So anyway keep voting!! 

George 4th

Canada 3rd

Russia 2nd

thailand 1st

Hungover

Hair like a scarecrow, late for work, tired as fuck, weird pains in my arms and an urge to eat every bag of Tayto in my path.

Totally worth it for the craic to be had playing pool and sinking pints though.

Best Job in the World

Hey an Irish applicant for the best job in the world, has made it down to the final 50, so vote for him here!!

jammy CAH!!!

My New Hero

(Robbed from HolyMoly, as you do.)

Alabama Slammer

I watched True Romance for the first time last night, on VHS video no less, straight outta 1995 or thereabouts. (You see the Bear loves videos, and has a recently alphabetized collection all lined up on the shelves in his house. It's a lovely nineties nostalgia buzz when you see them, like being in an old school video shop.) Anyway, Patricia Arquette's character Alabama looks absolutely deadly throughout the film with her brash animal prints, big plastic earrings and neon underwear. The character was so endearing with her mad clothes, wonky teeth and cute laugh that I decided to stick some photos of her on the blogaroo. I NEED that turquoise belt in the first photo. She also instilled a serious case of sunglasses envy in me, not to mention a sudden desire for my very own purple Cadillac. Apparently Patricia got to keep the car after the film wrapped. Jammy bint.