hallo- friggin' - ween

i'm the one in the middle giving it socks!

i was thinking if kids knock on the door tonight i'll answer it by screaming at them instead of your usual "oh look a little princess and what are you supposed to be?" although that sounds like something my mother would say to me and my sister on any saturday night without the princess bit, of course! but the "what are you supposed to be" would have a hand on hip and her face all scrunched up wit a glint of tut tut in her eyes. The usual reply was "oh mammy you haven't a clue about fashion" although looking back at some photos from years gone by she had a point more often than not!

Anyway i won't be dressing up tonight although i do love a good fancy dress, the last time i dressed up i think i was a moulin rouge lady a group of us went as them. Had a great night. I think one of the girls went as a milk carton as well she just painted a cardboard box white with the Dawn logo on it. She had three holes two either side and one near the top if she needed to take a sip of her pint. it looked brilliant! It proved however to be too much of a hassle getting home afterwards, no taxi would take it, without charging her for it anyway, so it was left on St. Patrick's bridge for the morning milk round! i think a few drunken people still think they were seeing things when they saw it alone on the bridge!

" that's the biggest carton of milk, ever!... (hiccup)"

i would love to go as catwoman to a party, but unfortunately i don't have the hips for the catsuit!

t .x

AH MAN!

sniff sniff

FIRST RUSSEL NOW DAVID WHAT NEXT SANTA IN CHILD ABUSE SCANDAL!



grr..!

Matt Morgan...

drool!

ok i know they went too far but i think it's been blown way out of context, but anyway just as a by the way, has anyone thought about the fact that there will be no more matt morgan!!! for god sake why won't anyone think of the children!

that is all, for now

Ex-orcism

It's so long since I've been a girlfriend. In the time between I think I'd forgotten what's involved in it and what ends up occupying your mind. As I'm slowly finding out the details and bits and pieces about Himself's exes, I find myself wanting to know everything about them all at once. I know he's had three long-term relationships and now it appears that I want to know how they got together, what attracted him to them, why they broke up, who did the breaking up, are they prettier than me (I know, shallow or what), did they get on well with all his friends, was he in love with them, does he regret anything about the relationships and would he have done anything differently and probably a million other things. Now, is there actually a way to find all this out without sounding like one of those overthinking, paranoid broads (Reckon it's due for a comeback?) who read into things when there's nothing there and generally act like an insecure loon? I doubt it. And I'm not actually like that, I'm quite laid back and easygoing, but I just find myself coming up with this mad list of Things I Want To Know, and then when we're together I'm so busy just enjoying his company that I don't even think about it.

Maybe girls actually are just mental after all.

K

Dear Santa

I need this t-shirt.

K

D'Apprentice

Finally! The girl with the sulkiest face in all of Ireland has gotten the boot from Dr Bill, and not a moment too soon either since she should've gone last week. I swear herself and that Joanne one with her BAD headscarf are giving Shia La Beouf a run for his money for the Most Slappable Face Award. She annoyed the hell out of me everytime she was in the boardroom, making me shout involuntarily "Christ! Would she ever take that puss off her!". She's a good looking girl but Jaysis would it kill her to just RELAX her fucking FACE.



Dear Orla,

Please lower your eyebrows. Just once. For the craic, go on.

Love,

Kitty.

i dunno about you...

a happy bunny that's me!


.. but i find it hard to keep the blog going, (don't worry we ain't shutting down) but it's hard sometimes to think about things to write.

Anyway i'll be off the radar for the next week as i am FINALLY going to london seems like i've been talking about going to london since forever began. but the day has finally arrived (well tomo is THEE day) i can't wait, the hotel we are staying at has loads of good reviews on the wo wo wo (world wide web) and we have tickets to spamalot on wednesday night. My two favourite things, monty python and london. O. jesus. i think i've just come!! AND i'm going to hit topshop like a mutha fuckarrrr!! so for now children i'll be seeing you next tues with tales of london delight!

oh and for you beaut dot eye e ladies i'm going to athlone on that spa trip next sat so i'll be able to tell you all about it on tues too. but so far i'm not impressed, i hope their telephone skills aren't a reflection on the customer service of the whole hotel!

anyhu that is all!!

t :)

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK......

THAT IS ALL!!!!!!

Sat 18 Apr 2009, 18:30

Aw yeah.

K

Can't....stop

The most addictive game in the world.

K

Best full page ad ever!

This ad won gold at cannes for chemistry the only irish ad agency do so ever!! It's class and I love it, the use of white space is brave and works so well with the typography which makes me drool. bask in it's brilliance.

That is all.

Blog action day

Today we're suppose to be be talking about poverty and how it affect us. Well we had our budget yesterday. and as a result we are all just that little bit poorer. not sure yet as to how much more the feckers are taking off us, but you can be sure any raise i get in the future will be going straight into the two brians poca. oh well i suppose it's for the best in the long run people keep rabbiting on about how we're heading into the biggest recession since time began really. and i suppose we need to find money for the banks who foolishly gave out money to people who can't really afford to pay back the loan and now that the shit has hit the fan there is a distinct smell of crap coming from head office, and the government. Anyway i'm going to think a little more about what i will write today because this is going to become a bit of a rant. and not a very coherent one see i've already started.!