Lazy Posting

But how amazing are these AT&T ads? Our friend Miss Dizzle came upon them on a recent trip to Amerikay. It's just hands in all of them!









K

Stoopid ads...

"so what's the silliest thing you've done in college?"

you know the ad,... its angers me a lot. number one, the answers make me want to tell those people in the ads that they need to change their nappy.

"wore my jocks outside my pants all day"

gobshite!


if they asked me what was the silliest (don't get me started on the use of that word too) thing i've done in college my answer would be like this.

i spent all of second year drinking, and sleeping around on my fella....so aib what have ya got for me then?

that is all

Who knew?

For a while now I had been dithering over the question of whether or not I loved Himself. It was at the back of my mind since I posted about him saying he does and every so often it would poke me in the brain and say "yeah, but do ya?". I'm indecisive at the best of times, last week I even had a dream about spending an hour in Centra trying to pick a flavour of Ben & Jerry's. I wasn't sure if it was because I had been single for so long and maybe that part of me just needed a kick to get going again.

Anyway, I got some bad news while at home in Waterford on Friday, and even though I was relatively fine with it all weekend, I just really really wanted a massive bear hug from him. He was away on a stag trip and I was three hours from Dublin anyway so it was all the one really. He called over last night and I eventually told him what was going on but burst into tears in the process, even though I actually am alright with it, I think it was just that I was telling him. The fact that he managed to make me laugh almost straight away and was just brilliant in general booted everything into place. I actually do love him, and told him so later on that night before we both fell asleep.

K

we signed up will you?

The above link is for blog action day. With the way blogs have just taken over the internet this seems like a really good idea. So basically on the 15th of october red lemonade will be blogging about poverty, as will over 4000 other bloggers click the link to find out more.

that is all

:-)

i fuckin hate...

....David Blaine, he has done another "stunt" in new york hanging upside down, woooo. wow david wow seriously that's quiet a feat, slap. on. the. back. for you, let me just step back for a minute and take in that 'courageous' attempt at...at...at... oh i dunno what the fuck was is, you cock sucker!

well david if it's such a magic "trick" then tell me why am i hanging upside down every Sunday morn from the night before eh? Does that make me a fecking magician, because if it does the whole nation of ireland are magicians. The biggest trick you every did was fooling the world into believing that you are a magician, or whatever the fuck you claim to be. Get a real job you waste of a human. At least Keith Barry is a bit of craic, and Derren Brown is a bit of show man although i don't really like him either. I mean he didn't even do it all the way through he stopped for water and piss breaks, david you are a piss break!! Dive of death? Would you ever just dive into a bath of toxic waste, that's a dive of death. where. you. die.

What do your stunts prove? FUCK ALL that's what. if you did it to raise awareness for something like the aids crisis in Africa or local charities or whatever then i might tolerate you but you do it to test your strenght as a human and how far you can push the human body. If i grab your balls right from the barse then we'll test your strength as a human *snort*, that's if you have any.


such a bag of shit!!! if ever there was a wank stain that should have been its you. please go away and work in your rightful place, McDonalds cleaning toilets.

@reporter - "so david what's your new trick?"
@david - "i'm going to clean this toilet with some bleach and make you think it's hygenic" - all said in avery boring one tone annoying american voice.

that is all...

Loves it!

I haven't had much interest in Desperate Housewives since the first series really, but I love me some retro pin-up girlies and this picture for the new series is genius. Although it looks like they've airbrushed a half stone of sexiness onto Teri Hatcher.

K

Why my head hurts

Was supposed to meet himself and some of his mates after work yesterday for €3.50 pints in the Purty Kitchen. What I didn't expect was to wind up at a preview night of some fancy schmancy members club about eight hundred flights of stairs above it. Some of the lads just wandered into it while looking for the roof terrace and nobody told us to leave so we did the decent thing and scoffed a fuckload of mini burgers, bits of chicken on sticks and, for two of the boys anyway, oysters. Not to mention the free cocktails, namely strawberry daiquiris and something with Coke, lime and possibly rum in it. All of the above made me quite sociable and as a result I got on like a house on fire with The Friends.

At different points throughout the night I:

-Sang (screeched?) along to Careless Whisper with three of the lads on mime-saxophone.
-Had a conversation half in dodgy French for no particular reason with my new friend D about his jealous girlfriend.
-Got stuck in a Budda Bag.
-Had to ward off a gay fella in the unisex toilets who wanted to feel my boobs.
-Found out that Jonathan Rhys Myers is kinda short but broader than you'd think, according to N who works as an extra on The Tudors.

Yep. Us in a members club. Probably won't be happening again anytime soon but I'm well in there with the mates now at least!

K

oh mo DHIA!

"centralise" is not a word!!!


stupid sales people!!!

Hot stuff comin' through

This ad is so silly but great fun and she's at least eight kinds of sexy.

I love her.

Pesky kids

Went along to the Boosh book signing last Saturday, apparently there were tickets that you needed to get the book signed but we chanced our arms anyway. And by we I mean me and a very patient boyfriend who was willing to put up with the headwrecking neon tutu-ed and glitter encrusted fourteen year olds ahead of us for the best part of an hour just so I could get the Boosh boys to scribble on my shiny new copy. We had been warned about three times by various staff members that no ticket meant it mightn't get signed but sure I had to give it a go. Because it looked like we might have gotten hunted out of the queue before we reached the desk, I wasn't really thinking about what the hell I would say to either of them and wasn't nervous or anything.

Till it was my go.

All of a shot I was standing in front of Julian Barratt, squeaking "Hi!" as my mind went completely blank. I got distracted by how broad his shoulders are and have to say I second T Cup's weird crush nomination. I totally would. I said thanks as he passed the book over to (ahhh!) Noel Fielding. Noel Fielding! To be honest I didn't ever proper fancy him, I mean I loved looking at him, he's got a great face but he's just too dinky for me. Well that's what I thought. Again, all I could do was say hi and thanks, only this time I threw in a parting "You're a legend!". Uhh. He's fecking gorgeous close up, all massive eyes and flawless skin and I'm 95% sure he was checking me out. Well, he definitely looked at my boobs anyway! Of course Himself doesn't get all giddy and useless around famous people and just chatted away to them after me about Dublin and their mental busy schedule, shook their hands and was cool as a feckin breeze! No fair! My brain just turned to mush! Ah well, I got my book signed and had two of my favourite famous people ever smile at me. They actually just looked a bit relieved to be talking to relatively normal people and not more screaming and hyperventilating teenagers. Yay us!

And here's a few rubbish ones from the aftershow party last Tuesday.







Look! He pointed in my general direction! Doesn't take much to get me excited really, does it?

K

Got Milk

lottie tagged me there last week to do this meme bout the milk so here it is, its my profile pic in my bowl of milk!! i forgot last wk sorry dudes and dudettes!! so here is my bath of milk, (my hair is actually a lot shorter now since that picture was done.)




so now i tag raptureponies and littlemisswonders

and link it back to this talented lady annie