Sue Sylvester is the best thing in Glee. FACT. Emily Cross posted a great video that plays Sue's version of Vogue alongside Madonna's and it is frame for frame with added amazingness because it's Sue Goddamn Sylvester. Her lines in the show are undoubtedly the absolute best. You do not mess with Sue because she will run you the fuck over, bitch.
Sue: Iron tablet? Keeps your strength up while you're menstruating.
Will: I don't menstruate.
Sue: Yeah? Neither do I.
I've never wanted kids... don't have the time, don't have the uterus.
Oh, hey William. I thought I smelled cookies wafting from the ovens from the little elves who live in your hair.
You sunk my battleship, Rod. And you sunk it hard.
I empower my Cheerios to live in fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror.
You're right, Will. I have been trying to destroy your club with a conviction I can only call "religious."
I'll often yell at homeless people: 'Hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? Try not being homeless for once.'
Will: Hold on a second, Sue.
Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything.