Well, as TCup has already mentioned, she, Mazatron and I are having something of a difficult time getting our deposit back from our former landlord, who shall henceforth be known as Cuntbag McGinty. We have a list of emails going from last June to now where the general gist is us getting onto the letting agent (AKA The Most Pointless Man in the World and henchman for Cuntbag) about all the things that needed fixing and sorting in the house, him saying "Have those things been fixed yet?" or "Hope everything is sorted now???" (with that many question marks in his actual email, I might add. Not only is that irritating and reminiscent of a fourteen year old girl's diary entry, it's just downright unprofessional), us replying "No. They haven't actually." over and over up to the point where the house got broken into and we decided we'd had enough and were getting the fuck out.
Cuntbag McGinty seems to think he's within his rights to keep our deposit because we're leaving early, even though we've pointed out that the reason we're leaving is down to his complete neglect of his duties as a landlord. Anyway. We're taking the fucker to the PRT motherflippin B adjudication service to get our money back, and it looks as though he's not registered with them, which I'm hoping to Jessica Fletcher he's not, as it'd mean a €3000 fine for him or even a few months in jail which would be just fantastic.
I've got my fingers crossed for Judge Judith Sheindlin. How effing great would that be?
Yeah. That'd show him alright.