have a nice weekend people!!!!
'Cause I'm bluffin with my muffin
1) People who don't sympathise with you when someone close to you has died (as this has happened to me recently i've noticed it a bit more of late, it takes two seconds to say, 'sorry to hear about your loss' I mean c'mon, it's not like I'm going to turning into a mess of snot and tears while trying to say 'thanks' but it ends up sounding something more like bluuuffrrrrdd[big_massive_sniff]waaaaa.)2) being anal about the apostrophe s or s apostrophe or bad grammar in general (yes i'm looking at you kitty, it didn't cause 9/11 and it won't cause WW3. i hope)3) bad make up! (dude there is a line around your head and it's not a wrinkle! your suppose to match your neck to your face not your neck to your fag stained fingers! BLEND PEOPLE)4) the words pet and peeves, (i know this is somewhat ironic but could they not of thought of two less annoying words for this!!)5) people who work in marketing ( i know i making the biggest generalisation in the world here but it's mainly the people who say "what would it look like in yellow and green and bigger a lot bigger and over on the right?" well let me tell you, it would look like your brand has a dose of the shits thats what!)
I think I'd like to make this a kind of meme so I tag red, the sexy pedestrian and oh lemme see now.... babaduck!
"You could go around making people cry and then lick the tears off their face."
"But then the problem would be that I'd want to raise the kids Jewish and he'd want to have sex with men."
"They probably wouldn't sell as much honey if it was called Bee Poo. We're on our Bee-poo moon!"
"A pounce of cats?! That's so much better than a murder of crows!"
"Is anything on fire? No? Ok then let's go."
"Happy VD everybody!"
"Right, at the next red light we all get out and swap seats."
"That was some try. He should be allowed go for a wank now. He deserves it."