"You could go around making people cry and then lick the tears off their face."
"But then the problem would be that I'd want to raise the kids Jewish and he'd want to have sex with men."
"They probably wouldn't sell as much honey if it was called Bee Poo. We're on our Bee-poo moon!"
"A pounce of cats?! That's so much better than a murder of crows!"
"Is anything on fire? No? Ok then let's go."
"Happy VD everybody!"
"Right, at the next red light we all get out and swap seats."
"That was some try. He should be allowed go for a wank now. He deserves it."
Monday, February 16, 2009
Quotes of the Weekend
A bag of pick 'n mix from the last three days...