Thursday, September 25, 2008

i fuckin hate...




....David Blaine, he has done another "stunt" in new york hanging upside down, woooo. wow david wow seriously that's quiet a feat, slap. on. the. back. for you, let me just step back for a minute and take in that 'courageous' attempt at...at...at... oh i dunno what the fuck was is, you cock sucker!

well david if it's such a magic "trick" then tell me why am i hanging upside down every Sunday morn from the night before eh? Does that make me a fecking magician, because if it does the whole nation of ireland are magicians. The biggest trick you every did was fooling the world into believing that you are a magician, or whatever the fuck you claim to be. Get a real job you waste of a human. At least Keith Barry is a bit of craic, and Derren Brown is a bit of show man although i don't really like him either. I mean he didn't even do it all the way through he stopped for water and piss breaks, david you are a piss break!! Dive of death? Would you ever just dive into a bath of toxic waste, that's a dive of death. where. you. die.

What do your stunts prove? FUCK ALL that's what. if you did it to raise awareness for something like the aids crisis in Africa or local charities or whatever then i might tolerate you but you do it to test your strenght as a human and how far you can push the human body. If i grab your balls right from the barse then we'll test your strength as a human *snort*, that's if you have any.


such a bag of shit!!! if ever there was a wank stain that should have been its you. please go away and work in your rightful place, McDonalds cleaning toilets.

@reporter - "so david what's your new trick?"
@david - "i'm going to clean this toilet with some bleach and make you think it's hygenic" - all said in avery boring one tone annoying american voice.

that is all...

2 comments :

  1. hehee. so true! i hate david blane too. his 'tricks' are just pointless self-promtion. booooring!

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  2. I rarely put swearwords into print but David Blaine is a fucking tool. His 'tricks' are getting more mundane and useless with each attempt. And cheers for making me giggle heehee!

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