Wednesday, April 30, 2008

smell ya later

I emailed BT today with a "sorry, but I've gotten back with my (imaginary) ex" type message. He didn't take it too bad. phew.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

we were only supposed to stay for an hour

Or at least that's what T kept saying on the way back to the girls' house on Saturday night/Sunday morning! Great craic though. But I still have the incriminating CFJ stamp on my hand. The shame.

binge drinking

my friend sent me this message yesterday,

"hello this is the aa we heard about your all night drinking session and want to offer help with drying you out"

ha ha. very funny. but she had a point. went out on sat had only two pints up to bout 3 am when we went back to house and i proceeded to drink cans/wine/champagne/bucksfizz like i was breathing air!! stayed up all night and morning didn't go home till bout 1pm with the intention of going back out but instead i passed out on my bed till 530 that night, STATE!!

Friday, April 25, 2008

kitty say relax

Got a text from BT yesterday asking what I wanted to do this weekend, after telling him TWICE this week already that it's my friend's birthday this weekend so it's session o'clock! Oh and at the end he goes: you don't seem that pushed about meeting up again. Now, to be fair, he's the one who couldn't meet up on the agreed day, and he's the one who's busy all this week and I already said I couldn't meet up this weekend! And yeah, I'm actually not pushed, but that's not the point!

Thursday, April 24, 2008

jazzy fizzle...turn it up a little

Eh up, seems like T's ass features in this blogaroo more than me, so here I am! So, the "hot date" as she calls it didn't require shaved legs and I always wear clean knickers! Bloody cheek of that one. Anyway, before meeting BT (Bad Tattoo - he had one in his profile photo - oh yeah, it's an internet dating thing I met him on), I did what any normal person would do and Bebo stalked his ass. Now, based on his Bebo page alone, he did come across as something of a muppet but I figured I'd give it a go anyway. So, walking to meet him outside the pub (sure where else?) I could see him standing outside, went up to say hello and realised he's at least a head shorter than me. Hmm. Not the best start ever but apparently his height was listed on his page, I just didn't notice. Eventually the conversation got round to Top Gear and as soon as I mentioned Richard Hammond beng too small to reach stuff Clarkson puts up high on the scoreboards I thought: Ahh! Now he's going to mention how small he is!

Him: I know how Hammond feels, I suppose you didn't expect me to be the height I am?
Me: Oh, you know..ahm...
Him: I mean, I put it on my profile, so it's there for anyone to see. Some people have met me and been like oh, and made a big deal out of it.
Me: Really, yeah? Ah no, I don't really care about that...(as the theme from the Smurfs goes through my head)

Anyway, he was actually really sound but I'm just not feelin it, but of course at the end of the night I agreed to meet up again, since I didn't know what the flip to say to him! So I was all set to meet him this week, so I could tell him it's not going to work out but then he couldn't make it and now it's going to drag on till next week, cos I can't tell him by text - that'd be lousy!

Jaysus I'm worn out now. Oh, and on The Apprentice, Jennifer was a COW last night, was certain she'd be fired! And I can't believe how much I've warmed to Raef in the meantime, he's deadly! Alex is hot alright, but a bit of a schnake all the same. I really want some of that Toffee Apple ice cream they made, it sounds fucking DELISH!

K x

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

why haven't i lost any weight!!

i kill myself at the gym nearLY four out of the 7 days that are in the week and i've lost nothing!! WHY WHY WHY WWWWHHHHHYYYYY!!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

gym and drinking bottles of wodka

so i'm doing the whole gym thing at the mo feel really good but i don't see any difference in waist, hips, boobs, thighs, belly and last but not least ass!! oh well maybe we'll see him next year (ref: kellog corn flake ad there)

the water is off at work some gombeen i.e. a construction worker hit a main water line thing and now we don't have any water i'm bursting for a wee since 12:30 today!!!

herself has a hot date tonight (cue: let's get it on, marvin gay) she says shes not nervous but when she stands outside the pub then she'll feel pretty stupid for not wearing a clean pair of knickers and shaving the legs!! mark my words.

apprentice tonight missed it last week because i had a social life last wednesday! that alex fella ticks all the right boxes. HE'S GORGEOUS.

went out on friday and sat. drank most of the vodka in the pub practically cleaned them out of the stuff, so why stop there we got a take away, big fecking bottle of absolute and drank all of that. sat is just one big blur to me now, drinking is just not cool!! don't remember going home, lovely! classy lady! i think i shouted at some fella that he looks like james mcavoy, actually it was a beige james mcavoy! lovely. AND i fell on my ass AND i wore sunglasses inside at 2am cos thats the cool thing to do!! God! will i ever learn....

i'm actually asking that god by the way if you read this blog, and are trying to keep up with young people these days. so leave a comment with your reply cheers man.